1.Lars Monsen is the only one who has killed a grizzly bear with its own teeth.
2.Lars Monsen is not with the opener on the tour. He eats Hermetikken whole.
3.Ulvene make a fire to keep Monsen away.
4.Lars Monsen had snowball fights with himself in hell.
5.Lars Monsen make up the fire with bare hands. Also in the rain!
6.The only animal Lars Monsen can not attract the mating sounds are mammoths. It is mainly because they are extinct.
7.The U.S. military used Lars Monsen, who answers when they developed the GPS.
8.Lars Monsen-built cairn on Kvigtind. He threw stones from Tjokkelvatnet.
9.Lars Monsen will fish in the fish loose water.
10.Lars Monsen is born with skis on their feet, the bag on his back and a dog with 12 dogs.
11.Women Are from Venus, men from Mars and Lars Monsen is from the Himalayas
12.Lars Monsen sover ikke, han venter… på at fisken skal nappe.
13.Når Lars Monsen skal more seg, sitter han for seg selv midt på vidda, og 14.forteller seg selv vitser han ikke har hørt før.
15.Lars Monsen har klatret opp Trollveggen. Med én hånd.
16.Lars har ugler i Monsen.
17.Lars Monsen er 1.83 m høy. Når han reiser seg på bakbeina blir han 5.27 m høy.
18.Lars Monsen kan telle til 10 med hundebjeff.
19.Lars monsen har nok energi til å drive Las Vegas’ belysning i 2 år.
20.Natural forces were the forces of Lars Monsen.
21.It was Lars Monsen, who made up the fire at the Sun.
22.Once played Lars Monsen golf. When he got 18 hole-in ones, and eight trout over 3 pounds a lateral water hazard.
23.Once a bear came into the tent to Lars Monsen and ate his food. Then ate Lars Monsen bear.
24.When the Challenger II expedition reached the bottom of Marianegropen found Lars Monsen with wet suit and knit harpoons, and seven hitherto unknown species in the catch net.
25.Lars Monsen can sell the skin before the bear is shot.
26.Lars Monsen not have dogs to pull sled. He has them as Emergency food rations.
27.The bear does not hibernate, it is hiding Lars Monsen.
28.The compass does not show the north.
The compass shows Lars Monsen.
29.Once, when Lars Monsen and Chuck Norris met in the forest, cried Lars Monsen so high that Chuck Norris had red hair and freckles.
30.Lars Monsen is neither too hot or too cold. He cares not simply about the temperature.
31.Steve Irwin was killed by a spike ray. He died in a battle between him and Lars Monsen. There was only room for a world leader. It should also be mentioned that the actual _var_ giftbrodden from a ray that killed him - Monsen had just strangled and skinned wheel when Steve came and tough against them.